the professional
There's a sound they don't want you to own. The Professional will get you there.
"I don't ride enough to justify a custom frame," you say? Poppycock!
The Professional offers an unbeatable propostion: it will only gain value. It's a necessary commodity that will never lose its worth to market turmoil, overproduction, or inflated pricing + inhumanely low production costs.
We all know about planned obsolescence. In the current post-postmodern-late-capitalist-peak-bullshit economic reality, the survivors will be on the rational side of history. (An insider's tip: don't get sucked into the carbon frame bubble. It's not sustainable.) Starting at $1660 for a frameset and $2660 for a well-appointed custom-tailored ride-in-a-box, The Professional is futureproof: a tool made for a lifetime of consistent service and maximum efficiency. You can't calculate this bitchin' form of wealth management; you Feel It. Reject consumerism; stand out with simplicty and utility.
Money is not everything; happiness is. The Professional will get you there.
Standard Specs:
TUBES__Columbus Pego-Richie tubing* or custom-selected Spooky mitichlorion-enriched 7005 aluminum.
WELD__Made to measure with care and precision by Frank The Welder in Bellow's Falls, VT.
BITS__Futureproof standard 1.125” headset and threaded bottom bracket.
GEARS__Fixed and Singlespeed options available.
COLOR__Single custom color powdercoat frame with matching fork.
__Get one now.
